Thought you guys might like this one... lol

[Prada]

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my

neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding' marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding'

it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house . They search the shed where the

firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer

at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'
Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, Ole Buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to GIT-R-DONE)

 

[rowerwet]

like the guy in jail who called his mother and she complained that he wouldn't be there to break up the ground in the back yard so she could plant a garden. He says "mom don't dig in the back yard that's where the money is hidden."
Next time he calls she says "what happened? the police were here for days digging in the back yard, I don't have any grass left!"
he says" go ahead and plant".