Thanks who ever you are for the tip !

[Pallet Pete]

I have been using pellets to burn down large ash piles in the front of the stove quickly for a few years now however recently someone pm'd me a tip and I deleted the pm sorry person! The tip was to put pellets over the super cedar for quicker lights with better coaling on startup. While to my surprise it cut about five minutes of light up tonight and worked extreamly well. The coals appeared a lot faster I don't understand why but it worked well without getting to hot. Seeing as I have pellets anyhow I am going to play with this for a while and see what comes of it. Thanks again person I deleted lol.

Pete

 

[MasterMech]

Pallet Pete proudly praises a particularly pleasant pointer pertaining to playing with his pellets in the parlor?

EDIT: I think this will be the final version. Thanks DanCorcoran!

 

[DanCorcoran]

Pallet Pete proudly praises a particularly pleasant pointer regarding playing with his pellets in the parlor?

How about, "...pointer, pertaining to playing..."?

 

[rideau]

Previously positioning himself in the pellet market, pallet pete promotes positively prodigious use of pellets, producing prime pyrolysis promptly. Pellet owners, profoundly perturbed, protest pellet piracy. Pandomanium permeates the pellet primary market. Pretty perfect planning puts Pallet Pete in position to peruse prolific pallet areas, process pallets, peddle pallet parts, preside over pellet and pallet markets. Presently, Pallet Pete has sufficient presence and prescience to position for prestigious Presidential Primary run. Pallet Pete proves profoundly personal, picks perfect running mate, prevails in primary, proceeds to Presidency. Poor Pallet Pete, no time to process pallets, promote pellets, ponders position, panics. Proposes world peace, permanent prime rates of 2.5%, personal income tax rate flat 12 %, political term limits. Profoundly pleased with progress of program, Pallet Pete prevails on party to permit presidential precedent, proceeds to parts unknown to pursue personal pallet and pellet priorities. Processes pallets, promotes pellets. Pallet Pete, personally pleased, ponders past, plans present. Posts proclamation on Forum: President's pleasure precludes presidential position. Proceeding as private citizen. Placing pellets on coals. Pete.

 

[Hogwildz]

Pellets????? That is a preposterous proposal.

 

[Pallet Pete]

Previously positioning himself in the pellet market, pallet pete promotes positively prodigious use of pellets, producing prime pyrolysis promptly. Pellet owners, profoundly perturbed, protest pellet piracy. Pandomanium permeates the pellet primary market. Pretty perfect planning puts Pallet Pete in position to peruse prolific pallet areas, process pallets, peddle pallet parts, preside over pellet and pallet markets. Presently, Pallet Pete has sufficient presence and prescience to position for prestigious Presidential Primary run. Pallet Pete proves profoundly personal, picks perfect running mate, prevails in primary, proceeds to Presidency. Poor Pallet Pete, no time to process pallets, promote pellets, ponders position, panics. Proposes world peace, permanent prime rates of 2.5%, personal income tax rate flat 12 %, political term limits. Profoundly pleased with progress of program, Pallet Pete prevails on party to permit presidential precedent, proceeds to parts unknown to pursue personal pallet and pellet priorities. Processes pallets, promotes pellets. Pallet Pete, personally pleased, ponders past, plans present. Posts proclamation on Forum: President's pleasure precludes presidential position. Proceeding as private citizen. Placing pellets on coals. Pete.

OMG !

 

[Jags]

Phuck this. I'm out

 

[raybonz]

LOL I think I created a monster!! I can't comPete on this perplexing pundit as I am plum out of puns.. Carry on my wayward sons..

Ray

 

[Shari]

Perhaps particular persons should peruse their particulate meters (carbon monoxide detectors) prior to perpetuating puns.

 

[raybonz]

I would like to point out that you're all precipitating preposterous plans that will perilously prevent a positive possibility!

Ray

 

[ScotO]

Previously positioning himself in the pellet market, pallet pete promotes positively prodigious use of pellets, producing prime pyrolysis promptly. Pellet owners, profoundly perturbed, protest pellet piracy. Pandomanium permeates the pellet primary market. Pretty perfect planning puts Pallet Pete in position to peruse prolific pallet areas, process pallets, peddle pallet parts, preside over pellet and pallet markets. Presently, Pallet Pete has sufficient presence and prescience to position for prestigious Presidential Primary run. Pallet Pete proves profoundly personal, picks perfect running mate, prevails in primary, proceeds to Presidency. Poor Pallet Pete, no time to process pallets, promote pellets, ponders position, panics. Proposes world peace, permanent prime rates of 2.5%, personal income tax rate flat 12 %, political term limits. Profoundly pleased with progress of program, Pallet Pete prevails on party to permit presidential precedent, proceeds to parts unknown to pursue personal pallet and pellet priorities. Processes pallets, promotes pellets. Pallet Pete, personally pleased, ponders past, plans present. Posts proclamation on Forum: President's pleasure precludes presidential position. Proceeding as private citizen. Placing pellets on coals. Pete.

 

[etiger2007]

Previously positioning himself in the pellet market, pallet pete promotes positively prodigious use of pellets, producing prime pyrolysis promptly. Pellet owners, profoundly perturbed, protest pellet piracy. Pandomanium permeates the pellet primary market. Pretty perfect planning puts Pallet Pete in position to peruse prolific pallet areas, process pallets, peddle pallet parts, preside over pellet and pallet markets. Presently, Pallet Pete has sufficient presence and prescience to position for prestigious Presidential Primary run. Pallet Pete proves profoundly personal, picks perfect running mate, prevails in primary, proceeds to Presidency. Poor Pallet Pete, no time to process pallets, promote pellets, ponders position, panics. Proposes world peace, permanent prime rates of 2.5%, personal income tax rate flat 12 %, political term limits. Profoundly pleased with progress of program, Pallet Pete prevails on party to permit presidential precedent, proceeds to parts unknown to pursue personal pallet and pellet priorities. Processes pallets, promotes pellets. Pallet Pete, personally pleased, ponders past, plans present. Posts proclamation on Forum: President's pleasure precludes presidential position. Proceeding as private citizen. Placing pellets on coals. Pete.

Holy S%^&

 

[Machria]

;-P

 

[MasterMech]

Previously positioning himself in the pellet market, pallet pete promotes positively prodigious use of pellets, producing prime pyrolysis promptly. Pellet owners, profoundly perturbed, protest pellet piracy. Pandomanium permeates the pellet primary market. Pretty perfect planning puts Pallet Pete in position to peruse prolific pallet areas, process pallets, peddle pallet parts, preside over pellet and pallet markets. Presently, Pallet Pete has sufficient presence and prescience to position for prestigious Presidential Primary run. Pallet Pete proves profoundly personal, picks perfect running mate, prevails in primary, proceeds to Presidency. Poor Pallet Pete, no time to process pallets, promote pellets, ponders position, panics. Proposes world peace, permanent prime rates of 2.5%, personal income tax rate flat 12 %, political term limits. Profoundly pleased with progress of program, Pallet Pete prevails on party to permit presidential precedent, proceeds to parts unknown to pursue personal pallet and pellet priorities. Processes pallets, promotes pellets. Pallet Pete, personally pleased, ponders past, plans present. Posts proclamation on Forum: President's pleasure precludes presidential position. Proceeding as private citizen. Placing pellets on coals. Pete.

Wow, I got nuthin'.

Damn son

 

[PapaDave]

Previously positioning himself in the pellet market, pallet pete promotes positively prodigious use of pellets, producing prime pyrolysis promptly. Pellet owners, profoundly perturbed, protest pellet piracy. Pandomanium permeates the pellet primary market. Pretty perfect planning puts Pallet Pete in position to peruse prolific pallet areas, process pallets, peddle pallet parts, preside over pellet and pallet markets. Presently, Pallet Pete has sufficient presence and prescience to position for prestigious Presidential Primary run. Pallet Pete proves profoundly personal, picks perfect running mate, prevails in primary, proceeds to Presidency. Poor Pallet Pete, no time to process pallets, promote pellets, ponders position, panics. Proposes world peace, permanent prime rates of 2.5%, personal income tax rate flat 12 %, political term limits. Profoundly pleased with progress of program, Pallet Pete prevails on party to permit presidential precedent, proceeds to parts unknown to pursue personal pallet and pellet priorities. Processes pallets, promotes pellets. Pallet Pete, personally pleased, ponders past, plans present. Posts proclamation on Forum: President's pleasure precludes presidential position. Proceeding as private citizen. Placing pellets on coals. Pete.

Ok, you win. Seriously.
You win.

 

[HDRock]

 

[Cross Cut Saw]

All of a sudden I have to pee.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

 

[Pallet Pete]

Pallet Pete is perfectly put in his place ah I am tapped out gotta recharge lol !

Pete

 

[remkel]

Poopie.

 

[Cross Cut Saw]

Poopie.

Perfect.