Marijuana in firewood ***Please Read***

[kinsmanstoves]

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how
> he
> gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
> house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
> marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

 

[Chrisg]

Saw that posted on another forum and sent directly to my state police buddy to see if he could set that up after I block up my next load of logs. Very funny!

 

[kinsmanstoves]

No offense to all my Police Buddies but some of them better swing the maul a little more.

 

[pgmr]

Now if there were DONUTS inside the wood....

 

[Willhound]

Ha ha!
Reminds me of many moons ago as a young feller, my buddy and I get pulled over and the nice officer says to my smart-mouthed buddy " Your eyes are bloodshot, you been drinking? Buddy immediately shoots back, "No sir, but your eyes are glazed, You been eatin' doughnuts?

I swear that the only thing keeping a nightstick off my buddies head was that I was a witness. I did have to walk home though........

 

[Chad S.]

They will probably send you a bill anyways!

 

[fullbore]

That's a good story...LMAO

 

[paulie]

Thats funny...I don't care who you are

 

[BJ64]

Thats funny...I don't care who you are

That is a fact!

 

[Beanscoot]

Years ago a friend who had a rental house had his tenants leave him a pile of hemp stalks. Desiring to discreetly dispose of them, we thought that we'd just stuff them into the woodstove and burn them up hot with lots of air. Hey, everyone knows all the good stuff is in the leaves, so we thought what little smoke there would be shouldn't even smell too suspicious.

After the unusual fuel started burning vigorously, we took a look outside. There was a huge plume of thick smoke pouring out the chimney, travelling about a hundred feet horizontally then coming down to smoke out our residential neighbourhood. I nonchalantly walked down the street a little to get a whiff, and was shocked at the pungent reek. Like being at a Rastafarian music festival on a windless day.

Surprisingly(?) nobody seemed to notice. But then this is British Columbia. :wow:

 

[Backroads]

Surprisingly(?) nobody seemed to notice. But then this is British Columbia. :wow:

Maybe they did notice.... :wow: :zip:

 

[Tfin]

Nice one!