longest pellet contest

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lecomte38

Feeling the Heat
Hearth Supporter
Jun 6, 2008
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Central Mass
I just found a pellet measuring 2 1/4 inches. (Barefoot Premium) Hearth.com is going to give away a free, all expense, vacation in Aruba to the lucky person who has the longest pellet. contest ends Dec 31
 
lecomte38 said:
I just found a pellet measuring 2 1/4 inches. (Barefoot Premium) Hearth.com is going to give away a free, all expense, vacation in Aruba to the lucky person who has the longest pellet. contest ends Dec 31

That is real nice of you Craig, to sponsor this contest.

Eric
 
Hamer's Huges Ones (Oops, Hot Ones), 2.75 inches
 
I'm going directly home and cutting open each of my 275+ bags to find the longest one in my inventory. This is going to be just like digging to the bottom of the cereal box for the toy when I was a kid. Surely the wife won't mind if I tell her she could win a free vacation.
 
Sorry wrong button.

Eric
 
kinsman stoves said:
Turd Ferguson said:
I'm going directly home and cutting open each of my 275+ bags to find the longest one in my inventory. This is going to be just like digging to the bottom of the cereal box for the toy when I was a kid. Surely the wife won't mind if I tell her she could win a free vacation.

GAME ON!!!!

I have 30 tons in the warehouse and 4 tons in my garage at the house. I will rip each and every bag to see what I can find. Craig, I love you man. The wife will love the winter tan.

Eric

The math does not add up but oh, well.
 
34 tons of pellets at $250/ton = $8500
Cost of all inclusive trip to Aruba for two = $3000
Being able to brag how you won the longest pellet contest = priceless
 
Now if I crazy glue some together, might get away with it.
 
NEWP green letter bag

[Hearth.com] longest pellet contest


Aruba huh? Yeah right. Haven't I seen Craig mention
over again how he is a cheap bastard?
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I found a 18 incher in a bag of "John Holmes Signature Pellets"...
 
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From a bag of Ripley's Believe ir or knot wood pellets ;-)
 
Turd Ferguson said:
34 tons of pellets at $250/ton = $8500
Cost of all inclusive trip to Aruba for two = $3000
Being able to brag how you won the longest pellet contest = priceless

I would not be able to resale the damaged bags but.......... I might win

Eric
 
codebum said:
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From a bag of Ripley's Believe ir or knot wood pellets ;-)

Sticks do not count.

Where has your "wet willy" been?

Eric
 
It's a trick ruler. Makes wife think she is satisfied. :cheese:
 
codebum said:
It's a trick ruler. Makes wife think she is satisfied. :cheese:
:lol: I knew that looked too short...on my computer screen, that little thing is only about 2 1/2 inches long. Your wife is getting ripped off.

Liar Liar Pants (ooops, I mean pellets) on fire!
 
Duct tape and 3 tons of pellets equals a trip the islands! No need to burn pellets down there.
 
Just put my name on the tickets.. I just talked to a friend at the factory up the road, I told him I would pay the ton price for 1 long pellet, I have a 3 footer coming..
I hear Aruba is nice this time of year..
 
Bushbuck said:
Just put my name on the tickets.. I just talked to a friend at the factory up the road, I told him I would pay the ton price for 1 long pellet, I have a 3 footer coming..
I hear Aruba is nice this time of year..

With you and firekitty (avitar). Elle has to scream in fear with the kitty that close to fire.

Eric
 
Hold on guys....

I've pretty much convinced SWMBO that length doesn't matter, and now THIS???

Thanks... :down:
 
kinsman stoves said:
Bushbuck said:
Just put my name on the tickets.. I just talked to a friend at the factory up the road, I told him I would pay the ton price for 1 long pellet, I have a 3 footer coming..
I hear Aruba is nice this time of year..

With you and firekitty (avitar). Elle has to scream in fear with the kitty that close to fire.

Eric

Well I have always been a fan of a hot kitty...
 
Bushbuck said:
kinsman stoves said:
Bushbuck said:
Just put my name on the tickets.. I just talked to a friend at the factory up the road, I told him I would pay the ton price for 1 long pellet, I have a 3 footer coming..
I hear Aruba is nice this time of year..

With you and firekitty (avitar). Elle has to scream in fear with the kitty that close to fire.

Eric

Well I have always been a fan of a hot kitty...

For some unknown reason I have to ask you to stop. I am sure there are little ones watching. If not GAME ON but that can be talked about over adult beverages.

Eric
 
That may have been a trip to a rube in western massachusetts.
 
billb3 said:
That may have been a trip to a rube in western massachusetts.

Hey it is cold there. I hope the room has a stove and some pellets.


Eric
 
kinsman stoves said:
Bushbuck said:
kinsman stoves said:
Bushbuck said:
Just put my name on the tickets.. I just talked to a friend at the factory up the road, I told him I would pay the ton price for 1 long pellet, I have a 3 footer coming..
I hear Aruba is nice this time of year..

With you and firekitty (avitar). Elle has to scream in fear with the kitty that close to fire.

Eric

Well I have always been a fan of a hot kitty...

For some unknown reason I have to ask you to stop. I am sure there are little ones watching. If not GAME ON but that can be talked about over adult beverages.

Eric

I was only answering your post, you were not "Baiting" were You? I didnt know you were a moderator. Below your name is just says you are a "master"..
I hope you can at least smile and enjoy the satire..
 
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