My friend has 2 70ft. x 24" standing dead oaks by his garage. He's cutting them down on Saturday. He bought a new 24 or 28" stihl and says he'll have them cut into stove lengths by the time I get there. When I get there we're going to split them with his 27 ton splitter and load them into my truck. Do you believe he's going to make me take them all home and stack them in my woodshed? How lazy can you get? 
