How to cut down a tree from 50’ away

[RobinJoe]

The neighbors might complain, but here's a neat way to cut down a tree:
http://tinyurl.com/5fc5y9
And you can do it wearing a sun dress.

 

[smokinj]

Get-r-done

 

[firefighterjake]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

 

[RobinJoe]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

In my case, that would be more offensive than the noise.
LOL
I'm not sure, but I think the sun dress is optional.

 

[Risser09]

Not bad, but can it split and stack the wood, too?

 

[RobinJoe]

Not bad, but can it split and stack the wood, too?

No, but it will light it on fire.

 

[LLigetfa]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

 

[Cory92]

I'd feel a little guilty unless I was able to recycle all of the slugs.

 

[fishinpa]

We did something like this to a tree on my buddies property down in Burgaw NC about 12 - 13 yrs ago. Noting that high-tech though. I think we used a 30/6, .38 and I shotgun. Eh, we had nothing else to do that day.

 

[BrotherBart]

Oh baby!

 

[Summertime]

Imagine how many dollars worth of ammo that gun shot in a minutes time!!

 

[Adabiviak]

If I owned a minigun and had a few tons of ammo to spare, I can't say I wouldn't do that.

 

[mayhem]

Will SHE come over to show me how to properly operate the gun?

 

[firefighterjake]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around.

 

[firefighterjake]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

In my case, that would be more offensive than the noise.
LOL
I'm not sure, but I think the sun dress is optional.

Oh I don't know about the sun dress being optional . . . I mean you wouldn't want me cutting down a tree buck naked, right?

 

[RobinJoe]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around.

This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.

 

[BJ64]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around.

This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.

Can I have the gun then?

 

[LLigetfa]

I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress.

Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around.

This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.

Can I have the gun then?

WOW!
What something that started out as a dangling participle morphed into.

 

[leaf4952]

Wow, I'd love to do that in a sundress ! And I'd even offer to go try it on those wood stealers on that member - jdemaris 's property ! He needs a gun like that to keep loggers off his acreage !