Craigslist Retort - Funny

[JerseyWreckDiver]

I guarantee the @%^% is a Doctor, lawyer or Wall Street Prick of some kind that makes a quarter mill a year. Seeing this stuff more and more. And I wouldn't be surprised if some bozo replied offering to do it.


Re:A lifetime of Free Firewood? Come take down a big tree! (Fair Lawn) (Lolzville)
Date: 2010-03-14, 4:59PM EDT
Reply to: see below

"If you are well qualified, have credentials and can take it down safely and securely, then it's yours, just take it down to ground level, and haul it's bounty away.
Feel free to call to discuss.
Thank you,
AL 908-347-6900 (cell Fair Lawn, NJ) "
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Dude, if someone is well qualified, has credentials and can take it down safely, they are most likely in the tree business. Tree guys don't work for "free firewood" as most bill collectors dont freely accept firewood as currency for food, car payments, mortgage payments, etc. People thinking that $3k job in their back yard will entice a qualified tree surgeon to do a job for nothing are a joke. What do you do for a living? Want to come here and do it for absolutely free? Didn't think so.

 

[par0thead151]

he will get some scrounger who is not qualified, but will convince the home owner that he knows what hes doing.
then tree falls on house or the douches Porsche.
i will get a good chuckle at both parties expense when this happens...

 

[hareball]

I'm betting hat he didn't mention was that the house is right in it's path and will take a major production to fell it.

Good luck with that haha

 

[k3c4forlife]

Jersey Wreck Diver, where are you from?

I live in Andover, NJ... looking for some people to start scrounging with... Not scared of the hardwork. I have a few really good places to start.

 

[billb3]

Will a BA in polysci and a card carrying PETA enthusiast suffice the necessary credentials ?

 

[EatenByLimestone]

I think you should flash the PETA badge and tell them there is a squirrel nest in the tree and if they try to take it down you'll line their front yard with protesters.

Matt