A joke...about wood!

[08brute]

Subject: Kentucky Firewood

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?" "Yes." "I'm calling to report about my neighbor
Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come today?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Who says rednecks aren't real bright!

 

[CarbonNeutral]

I larfed

 

[Dakotas Dad]

I larfed

HEY!!

oh, wait...lol

 

[oldspark]

Good one!

 

[wsorg]

Pretty funny!

 

[begreen]

This one seems to crop up every 3-6 months. Been told so many times here Craig should make it a sticky.

https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/47099/
https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/35964/
https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/28963/
https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/15320/
https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/14313/
https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/12975/

 

[bogydave]

LOL
Good one!

 

[kenny chaos]

I've heard that joke a hundred times and I still don't see what's so funny.

 

[Danno77]

I've heard that joke a hundred times and I still don't see what's so funny.

I think it's because that one guy's name is Floyd. Either that or it's funny because the redneck police were so smart that they didn't even have to get a warrant to do all that....

 

[kenny chaos]

Granted, the Floyd thing is hilarious.

 

[rphurley]

I've heard that joke a hundred times and I still don't see what's so funny.

I think it's because that one guy's name is Floyd. Either that or it's funny because the redneck police were so smart that they didn't even have to get a warrant to do all that....

I'd let the cops split my wood without a warrant, but if they found my pot I'd consult an attorney!