Hearthlist Digest #267 - Thursday, February 11, 1999
 
Some Humor on Y2K
  by "Mike Scarland" <[email protected]>
Please post this on hearthnet today!!
  by "Danusha Dehipitiya" <[email protected]>
 

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Subject: Some Humor on Y2K
From: [email protected] (Mike Scarland)
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 22:04:48 -0500
 
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      TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK:
 
      LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot.
 
      LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
 
      MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
 
      DOWNLOAD: Gittin the farwood off the truck.
 
      MEGAHERTZ: When you're not keerfull gittin the farwood.
 
      FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.
 
      RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
 
      HARD DRIVE: Gitting home in the winter time.
 
      WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
 
      SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
 
      BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do.
 
      CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
 
      MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
 
      MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields.
 
      DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
 
      LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
 
      KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys.
 
      SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.
 
      MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
 
      MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse home.
 
      MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
 
      PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
 
      ENTER: Northerner talk fer, "C'Mon in y'all".
 
      CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.
 
      DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when you pull the trigger.
 
      REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot the
     kitty's still outside.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Subject: Please post this on hearthnet today!!
From: Danusha Dehipitiya <[email protected]> 
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 15:01:23 -0500
 
LAST CALL to register early for the HPA Hearth & Home EXPO =9299 on-line!
 
The deadline is February 12, 1999.  Visit HPA=92s website:
www.hearthassociation.org and click on the EXPO =9299 logo and register
NOW!!  For advanced processing, the registration form and payment must
be received by February 12, 1999, and badges will be mailed to you prior
to EXPO.  Any registrations received between February 12, 1999 and March
12, 1999 will be processed and considered pre-registered.  However,
badges will not be mailed and must be picked up on-site.  If you have
any questions, please call HPA at 703-522-0086 or email:
[email protected].  See you in Phoenix!!