Hearthlist Digest #265 - Sunday, February 7, 1999
 
Y2K on the lighter side
  by "Rod Poplarchick" <[email protected]>
 

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Subject: Y2K on the lighter side
From: "Rod Poplarchick" <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 7 Feb 1999 12:32:26 -0400
 
With all the Y2K crap going around this list I thought it would be nice to
have something positive to hope for next year!
Rod P
 
Looking forward for this one.
I knew there would be a payoff to this Y2k thing...
 
 Date:  1/5/00
 
 To:  Valued Employee:
 Re:  Vacation Pay
 
 Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
 past100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks
 of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.  One additional week is
 granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off
work
or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of
$8,277,432.22
 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
 
 Sincerely,
 
 Automated Payroll Processing